Have you read 50 Shades of Grey? This erotic novel is sweeping the nation and saving marriages . . . I have to admit, I’m almost finished and I never read unless it’s Vogue or Bazaar. 50 Shades is causing havoc in book clubs, and steam in the bedroom. How much is too much in a book? A girlfriend of mine just borrowed it for a trip with her family to Disney World . . . I had to tell her she better cover that thing.
Well, now you know why I’ve been MIA.